This is how it goes …

Father: Son, I would like to be the one who chooses your future wife.

Son: No way

Tata: That girl is Bill Gates’s doughter

Son: AAA, then it is ok.

Father goes to Bill Gates

Father: I want my son to marry your daughter.

Bill Gates: No chance

Dad: My son is CEO of the World Bank

Bill Gates: aa, then it is ok.,

Father goes to World Bank President

Tata: I would like to offer my son as CEO of the World Bank

Presenintele: No chance

Dad: My son is the future husband of Bill Gates’s doughter

President: Oh, that’s ok.

This means BUSINESS

• The system works because Chuck Norris tells it to work
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need a test suite. The test suite needs Chuck Norris.
• CPUs run faster to get away from Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris normalizes all schema just by inserting random data
• Packets travel faster than the speed of light for Chuck Norris, but he can still catch them
• Chuck Norris’s brain is his revision control, and it works better than git
• Chuck Norris can finish an infite loop in 1.3 seconds.
• Code written by Chuck Norris cannot be optimized.
• Chuck Norris never dies.  He simply returns 0.
• Chuck Norris can break Moore’s Law
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need compilers nor editors. He roundhouse kicks the disk and the bytecode appears.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t use GOTO. Code comes to him.
• There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Chuck Norris allows to occur.
• 90% of the worlds spam is handtyped by Chuck Norris. It takes him only 3 minutes.
• Chuck Norris can parse invalid XML
• Every time you don’t use “use strict” Chuck Norris kills a kitty.
• The best compression algorithm in existence are Chuck Norris fists.
• Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
• Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors
• The one true bracing style is the one Chuck Norris uses.
• Every program Chuck Norris has written can be run backwards. It will rollback whatever it did.
• No matter how you encrypt your traffic, Chuck Norris can read it by just looking at the cable. His ears can intercept wifi transmissions.
• Chuck Norris can enrich himself simply by hacking your bank account. He does not do this because there is no challenge in it.

• MVC actually stands for Model-View-ChuckNorris. Controller is just one of his nicknames.
• Chuck Norris was written in C# which itself was written in Chuck Norris
• You don’t follow Chuck Norris on Twitter. He follows you, finds you, and kills you
• The design of Silverlight DeepZoom was directly inspired by Chuck Norris’ powers of bionic vision.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t write code…oh no, he thinks about the finished product and the code appears.
• Chuck Norris has no need for virtual methods. Nothing can override Chuck Norris.
• A synchronize operation doesn’t protect against Chuck Norris, if he wants the object, he takes it.
• Chuck Norris invented recursion to see what would happen if he roundhouse kicked himself.
• Chuck Norris can multi-thread on a single processor by breaking it into pieces.
• Chuck Norris wrote a program that calculated the last digit of pi.
• Chuck Norris’ compiler is afraid of displaying warnings to him. It just fixes the code automatically.
• Chuck Norris uses Vista with UAC turned on. He has received no warnings. Ever.
• Chuck Norris monitor has no glare…no-one glares at Chuck Norris.